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Just a couple of things I need to explain:
I am married, I am a lesbian, I have three kids, I have leukemia, I am pregnant, I am HIV positive, I am Patrick Bateman, I am a pirate, I am 55 years old, I used to be a man and my name was Ralph, I am a dentist, I am a prostitute, I listen to zz top, I believe I can fly, I listen to dolphins and smoke from Mr Bong, I am a nazi and have a desperate longing to amputate three of my legs, I am your grandmother and your second cousin, I´ve fucked legolas AND the cave troll twice!, I was in "nam", I wrote the bible, I wear diapers, Barbie is my sister, I am fat like butter...